Wow, so it's 2020 and the world is going through a global pandemdic because of some thing called COVID-19.  Donald Trump got elected president and all the racists came out of the closest and swamps to yell at everyone.  So much stuff has happened I can't begin to speak on everything but out of all the chaos so many wonderful things occurred.  

I am happily married to a wonderfully hot lady and we have two great kiddos!  I think that I'm going to start writing here more often.  I doubt anyone I remember from this blog stuff will ever come read this since it's been so long but i ran across it and thought what the hell, lets update!

Well, I didnt adopt a Kitty Kat.....

......but I did adopt a Guinea Pig and her name is Violet a.k.a Mizz Vie Vie! It's been over three years since I've updated this blog and I would like to know if anyone ever even visits this thing, so just leave a comment if you do and if you don't no biggie.

So let's see.....I got up early this morning to study for finals but all I've done is read a few news stories about the dumbest cities in America and another enlightening story about a mother that has to defend her child for wearing a Daphne costume from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. I also learned that the end of the world is going to be May 21, 20011, which made me think about how January 1, 20011 should be named binary day due to the 01/01/11 notation or maybe January 11, 2001 because it would be 01/11/11. Ughh I could go on and on with this for the entire year.

Well I better take the dog out, smoke a cigg and head to the store for some cedar chips for Violet. The wind is stirring outside and there is no sunshine. I'm gonna love this Caturday!

Worlds Ugliest Blog

Hello again. Finding my way back to writing has been a tough and arduous path. The scenery along the way has been compiled of beautiful skies and loathsome shores of boredom. Now it's time I share myself with the world again.

ME: So, What have you been up to internet?
(silence)
Web: Not much just suffering without your presence....
(keyboard clicks)
ME: Oh well do I have a ton of shit for you! I went crazy for awhile and then I decided to get all gangsta on the advesary and whoop my morals into shape. But, as you may already know I cant do anything about who I've grown to be. I just wish I had a place to tell my story.
(beebing noises)
Web: Come here you big dummy! You can tell me anything and I will in turn tell everyone your deepest darkest secrets and desires!
(silence)
ME: Ummmmmm.....Maybe I should just talk about my daily life instead. Ya know like going to the grocery store or how life would be better if I saved a kitty kat from the pound!
(buzzing noise)
Web: Sure whatever you want...
(grumble...grumble)